Sabbatical? What? Why?

Bryan is taking a sabbatical for the first time in 30 years. You would think the world was ending. Some of the rumors: he's involved in a scandal, he has a terminal illness, he's trying to find himself, his heart is acting up... Please note: We are fine, he isn't trying to find himself (he actually knows where he is) he isn't sick, and the last he checked his heart was fine. So the other day I was taking a load of stuff in to get ready for a garage sale and we decided if anyone saw me they would decide I was leaving him for all the above reasons. There by fueling the bazaar rumors people come up with.